I HATE YOU! i'm so sick of feeding you special salt and liquid stuff to make my dishes sparkle. i buy the best dishwasher soap for you and still my dishes come out dirty. i hate having to rewash the dishes. this is ridiculous i shouldn't have to wash the dishes before i put them in you. i'm so sick of you not holding up to your end of the bargain. i'm counting down the days to when we move and we will get a better dishwasher. maybe it will do what it's supposed to!
did i mention that i'm mad at you?